To fondle nothing
English. Directed by Charles Leggett.
Charles Bukowski meets Lewis Carroll in this direct-address rendering of a work of rhymed and metered, borderline-nonsense verse. The film is a droll, yet doggedly whimsical, exploration of the philosophical impulse, set among a household’s menagerie of animal figurines, stuffed, carved or otherwise, and further embellished by select artifacts of pandemicana.
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To fondle nothing runs 6 minutes (0h 6m).
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What movies are like To fondle nothing?
If you liked To fondle nothing, try Stick Man, Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas, Snoopy Presents: There's No Place Like Home, Snoopy.
Who directed To fondle nothing?
To fondle nothing was directed by Charles Leggett.