Zeyda and the Hitman
2004, English. Directed by Melanie Mayron.
When a son-in-law threatens to end his sons visits with his grandfather, grandpa 'cracks' and hires a hit man to make the son-in-law "disappear". The problems is, the hit man couldn't hurt a fly---and grandpa is no murder mastermind.
- Runtime
- 1h 28m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
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- Released
- 20 June 2004
- Written by
- Michael Amo
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Zeyda and the Hitman runs 88 minutes (1h 28m).
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Zeyda and the Hitman isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 20 June 2004. (Checked 12 November 2026.)
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Who directed Zeyda and the Hitman?
Zeyda and the Hitman (2004) was directed by Melanie Mayron and stars Judd Hirsch, Gil Bellows, Mercedes Ruehl.