Machete Joe
2010, English. Directed by Sasha Krane.
Fear the blade.
A group of out-of-work actors decide to take their careers into their own hands by shooting a low-budget horror film, about an urban myth. With only 15 days to shoot their unfinished script, at a remote castle in the desert, getting through the first night becomes a nightmare. As their egos begin to surface so do the dead bodies.
- Runtime
- 1h 21m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
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- Released
- 29 January 2010
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- Gordon Greene
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Machete Joe runs 81 minutes (1h 21m).
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Machete Joe isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 29 January 2010. (Checked 8 November 2026.)
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Who directed Machete Joe?
Machete Joe (2010) was directed by Sasha Krane and stars Monique Barajas, Chris Blasman, Malika Blessing.