
How (Not) to Become a Vampire
2011, English. Directed by Keram Malicki-Sánchez.
In order to win over a girl, Roy tries to change into what he believes she desires, which happen to be a vampire. But can he make a complete transformation and become something that he isn't destined to be? We can only hope Roy knows what he is doing.
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- 0h 7m
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- Language
- English
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- Released
- 2 September 2011
- Country
- Canada, United States of America
- Written by
- Lori Fischburg
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How (Not) to Become a Vampire isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 2 September 2011. (Checked 11 November 2026.)
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If you liked How (Not) to Become a Vampire, try Once Bitten, Dave Made a Maze, High Spirits.
Who directed How (Not) to Become a Vampire?
How (Not) to Become a Vampire (2011) was directed by Keram Malicki-Sánchez and stars Joshua Fischburg, Ricky Rosenbaum, Bernadette Jones.