If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat
2014, English. Directed by Erin Johnson.
"If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat" is an intimate meditation on the subversive nature of goats and their effect on the people who spend time with them. Centered on the story of the legendary Goat Man - a nomadic figure who spent most of his life walking the roads of Georgia with a wagon pulled by a herd of goats - this experimental documentary weaves together an interview with a goat farmer, footage of the daily rituals Johnson enacted with her own herd, and a poem about the Goat Man’s experimental and spectacular life.
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- 0h 10m
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- English
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- NR
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- 1 January 2014
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If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 2014. (Checked 14 November 2026.)
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If you liked If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat, try Naqoyqatsi, Koyaanisqatsi, Baraka.
Who directed If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat?
If it Won’t Hold Water, it Surely Won’t Hold a Goat (2014) was directed by Erin Johnson.