Stealing Rembrandt
2003, Danish. Directed by Jannik Johansen.
They did the robbery of the century - They just didn't know it
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
- Runtime
- 1h 49m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- Danish
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Stealing Rembrandt is streaming on Viaplay in India.
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- Released
- 17 May 2003
- Original title
- Rembrandt
- Country
- Denmark, United Kingdom
- Written by
- Anders Thomas Jensen, Jannik Johansen
- Budget
- $3M
- Box office
- $59K
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Stealing Rembrandt runs 109 minutes (1h 49m).
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Stealing Rembrandt is streaming on Viaplay in India. (Checked 10 November 2026.)
What movies are like Stealing Rembrandt?
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Who directed Stealing Rembrandt?
Stealing Rembrandt (2003) was directed by Jannik Johansen and stars Lars Brygmann, Jakob Cedergren, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.