Never Say Never Mind
2003, English. Directed by Buzz Feitshans IV.
NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits.
- Runtime
- 1h 33m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
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- Released
- 26 August 2003
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Written by
- B. Daniel Martinez, Ron Bryan
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Never Say Never Mind runs 93 minutes (1h 33m).
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Never Say Never Mind isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 26 August 2003. (Checked 9 November 2026.)
What movies are like Never Say Never Mind?
If you liked Never Say Never Mind, try Double Threat, Airborne, Balls Up.
Who directed Never Say Never Mind?
Never Say Never Mind (2003) was directed by Buzz Feitshans IV and stars John Rhys-Davies, Bruce Payne, Nick Brimble.