If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Name: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Genre: Drama
Released: 2025-10-10
Duration: 1 h 53 min
Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn

2025, English. Directed by Mary Bronstein.

Everything is under control.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Runtime: 1h 53m
Post-credits: None listed
Language: English
Rated: R

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Fun if you don’t overthink it.

6.3/10 from 459 TMDB viewer ratings.

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Where to watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is streaming on HBO Max in India.

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Released: 10 October 2025
Country: United States of America
Written by: Mary Bronstein
Budget: $1.5M
Box office: $1.7M

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You: quick answers

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You worth watching?

Our verdict is Popcorn Flick: Fun if you don’t overthink it. It scores 6.3/10 from 459 TMDB viewer ratings.

How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs 113 minutes (1h 53m).

Does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You have a post-credits scene?

None is listed for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You. Viewers tag these on TMDB, so a brand-new film may not be tagged yet.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You parents guide: is it suitable for kids?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is rated R in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.

Which OTT platform is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is streaming on HBO Max in India. (Checked 13 November 2026.)

What movies are like If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If you liked If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, try Requiem for a Dream, Alex of Venice, Goodbye June.

Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) was directed by Mary Bronstein and stars Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky.