Not So Distant Dick
2022, English. Directed by Walden Woods & Conrad Parker & Tucker Scott.
The hot twink, Julian Bell wants to practice his massage skills on Hayden Brier. The hottie accepts, but with the intention of getting something more from Julian. Theo Brady is outside painting his masterpiece when he asks Micah West to come take a look. Micah is not impressed so Theo suggests painting a portrait of him instead. Micah poses for Theo, showing off his hot body and thick cock. Theo wants to get a closer look at Micah's cock so Micah suggests they go inside. Once inside, the hot twinks create a whole other masterpiece. Horny Zayn Parker has been having a hard time without his long distance boyfriend. Six months feels like forever to go without a good fuck and his not-so distant friend Eric Charming happens to have a ready, Not So Distant Dick. This steamy afternoon delight is definitely what Zayn has been missing.
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- 1h 34m
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- English
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- 14 November 2022
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Not So Distant Dick (2022) was directed by Walden Woods and Conrad Parker and Tucker Scott and stars Eric Charming, Hayden Brier, Julian Bell.