

Frozen Assets
1992, English. Directed by George T. Miller.
She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!
Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
- Runtime
- 1h 36m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
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Cast & crew
- George T. MillerDirector
- Shelley LongDr. Grace Murdock
- Corbin BernsenZach Shepard
- Teri CopleyPeaches
- Larry MillerNewton Patterson
- Dody GoodmanMrs. Patterson
- Jeanne CooperZach Shepard's mother
- Jenifer LewisJomisha
- Paul SandMcTaggert
- Gerrit GrahamLewis Crandall
- John AsherBobby Murdock
- Matt ClarkJ.F. Hughes
- Gloria CamdenGloria the Madam
Details
- Released
- 23 October 1992
- Country
- United States of America
- Written by
- Tom Kartozian, Don Klein
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Frozen Assets runs 96 minutes (1h 36m).
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Frozen Assets isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 23 October 1992. (Checked 11 November 2026.)
What movies are like Frozen Assets?
If you liked Frozen Assets, try Road Trip, Ted 2, Delivery Man.
Who directed Frozen Assets?
Frozen Assets (1992) was directed by George T. Miller and stars Shelley Long, Corbin Bernsen, Teri Copley.