

Nuru or Nothing
2023, English. Directed by Jim Powers & Eli Cross.
Lauren Phillips, a masseuse, leads David Lee into a massage parlor, where it is revealed that he is there to interview Lauren on the topic of Nuru massages for his magazine column. David requests that Lauren take him through the entire Nuru "experience", which she happily agrees to do! When Seth arrives at the parlor, he's greeted by his lovely masseuse, Queenie Sateen. Queenie asks Seth a few questions to get an idea of what he's looking for and quickly determines that he needs something a little extra... a NURU massage. Chris Scandal is having a bad day when his girlfriend calls to end their relationship. He's shocked as he hangs up the phone but then realizes he needs to invite good energy into his life to remain positive. That's when he starts researching Nuru massages. When he meets Slimthick Vic, he is immediately taken by her soothing vibes. Vic plans to take his pleasure to the next level in order to restore balance to his world!
- Runtime
- 1h 47m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- NC-17
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- 11 October 2023
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- Canada
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How long is Nuru or Nothing?
Nuru or Nothing runs 107 minutes (1h 47m).
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Nuru or Nothing parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
Nuru or Nothing is rated NC-17 in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
Which OTT platform is Nuru or Nothing on?
Nuru or Nothing isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 11 October 2023. (Checked 11 November 2026.)
What movies are like Nuru or Nothing?
If you liked Nuru or Nothing, try The Overnight, Fifty Shades of Grey, Nymphomaniac: Vol. II.
Who directed Nuru or Nothing?
Nuru or Nothing (2023) was directed by Jim Powers and Eli Cross and stars Lauren Phillips, Queenie Sateen, Slimthick Vic.