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No One Writes to the Colonel

1999, Spanish. Directed by Arturo Ripstein.

Every Friday, the Colonel puts on his only suit and goes to the dock to await a letter announcing the arrival of his pension. But the townsfolk all know that this pension will never come. His wife also knows it, and even he knows it. But he is still waiting, living with the pain of the death of his son.

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Runtime
1h 58m
Post-credits
None listed
Language
Spanish
Rated
NR

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No One Writes to the Colonel is streaming on ViX Premium in India.

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Released
2 June 1999
Original title
El coronel no tiene quien le escriba
Country
Mexico, Spain, France
Written by
Paz Alicia Garciadiego
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No One Writes to the Colonel runs 118 minutes (1h 58m).

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Who directed No One Writes to the Colonel?

No One Writes to the Colonel (1999) was directed by Arturo Ripstein and stars Fernando Luján, Marisa Paredes, Salma Hayek Pinault.

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