Long Johns
1985, English. Directed by Arch Brown.
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Despite being shot on video, Brown manages to keep the quality good in this simple tale of horny cowpokes. Some guys are hairy, some smooth - but NONE of these guys have shaved/trimmed body parts! While background music might seem unimportant to some, this is NOT cheesey Casio-disco crap, but low-key harmonica/guitar strumming...(or is that a banjo?)... sometimes just the sounds of "nature" - birds, running water.
- Runtime
- 1h 25m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
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Long Johns runs 85 minutes (1h 25m).
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Long Johns isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 1985. (Checked 9 November 2026.)
What movies are like Long Johns?
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Who directed Long Johns?
Long Johns (1985) was directed by Arch Brown and stars Chris Michaels, Chris Orion, Denton Crane.