Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems
2026, French. Directed by Claude Schmitz.
Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
- Runtime
- 1h 36m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- French
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- Released
- 11 February 2026
- Original title
- Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines
- Country
- Belgium, France
- Written by
- Claude Schmitz
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Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems runs 96 minutes (1h 36m).
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Who directed Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems?
Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems (2026) was directed by Claude Schmitz and stars Francis Soetens, Rodolphe Burger, Anne Suarez.