Criteria One
2016, English. Directed by Simon Bisset.
SHE just wanted to go home. HE had no idea how to stop. THEY were caught in between.
On a camping trip with his ex-girlfriend, a club DJ runs afoul of a malfunctioning alien cyborg that's been tasked with collecting biological samples from Earth but is now attempting to become an artist.
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- 1h 36m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
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- 30 March 2016
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- Simon Bisset
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Criteria One runs 96 minutes (1h 36m).
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Criteria One isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 30 March 2016. (Checked 11 November 2026.)
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Who directed Criteria One?
Criteria One (2016) was directed by Simon Bisset and stars Ollie Watts, Chloe Lewis, Enesa Berisha.