No Sex Please - We're British
1973, English. Directed by Cliff Owen.
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
- Runtime
- 1h 28m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- NR
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Cast & crew
- Cliff OwenDirector
- Ronnie CorbettBrian Runnicles
- Beryl ReidBertha Hunter
- Arthur LoweMr. Leslie Bromley
- Ian OgilvyDavid Hunter
- Susan PenhaligonPenny Hunter
- Michael BatesMr. Arnold Needham
- Cheryl HallDaphne Martin
- David SwiftInspector Paul
- Deryck GuylerPark Keeper
- Valerie LeonSusan
- Margaret NolanBarbara
- Gerald SimReverend John Mower
Details
- Released
- 25 July 1973
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Written by
- Johnnie Mortimer, Anthony Marriott, Brian Cooke
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What No Sex Please - We're British is based on
No Sex Please - We're British is based on No Sex Please, We're British, a play or musical by Anthony Marriott.
Play or musical
No Sex Please, We're British
By Anthony Marriott
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No Sex Please - We're British: quick answers
Is No Sex Please - We're British worth watching?
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How long is No Sex Please - We're British?
No Sex Please - We're British runs 88 minutes (1h 28m).
Does No Sex Please - We're British have a post-credits scene?
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No Sex Please - We're British parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
No Sex Please - We're British is rated NR in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
Which OTT platform is No Sex Please - We're British on?
No Sex Please - We're British isn’t on a subscription OTT platform in India, but you can rent it online. (Checked 13 November 2026.)
What movies are like No Sex Please - We're British?
If you liked No Sex Please - We're British, try Confessions of a Window Cleaner, On the Buses, Carry On Matron.
Who directed No Sex Please - We're British?
No Sex Please - We're British (1973) was directed by Cliff Owen and stars Ronnie Corbett, Beryl Reid, Arthur Lowe.
What is No Sex Please - We're British based on?
No Sex Please - We're British is based on No Sex Please, We're British, a play or musical by Anthony Marriott.