Semolina Pilchard
2026, English. Directed by Mike Clarke.
All you need is crime.
As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.
- Runtime
- 2h 3m
- Post-credits
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- Language
- English
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- Released
- 28 September 2026
- Written by
- Mike Clarke, Daina Ann Smith
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Semolina Pilchard runs 123 minutes (2h 3m).
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Semolina Pilchard isn’t on a subscription OTT platform in India, but you can watch it free or rent it or buy it online. (Checked 11 November 2026.)
What movies are like Semolina Pilchard?
If you liked Semolina Pilchard, try Intermission, Perrier's Bounty, Breaking News in Yuba County.
Who directed Semolina Pilchard?
Semolina Pilchard (2026) was directed by Mike Clarke and stars Sarah Louise-Chadwick, Sophia Leanne Kelly, Alina Allison.