

Le Cactus
2005, French. Directed by Gérard Bitton & Michel Munz.
Sami and Patrick are long-time friends. Sami is a hypochondriac. One day, following a misunderstanding at the hospital, Sami thinks he has an incurable neurological disease. He decides to live his last moments to the fullest and goes to India to be treated by a great local "doctor". In the meantime, his friend Patrick, who has been accompanying and supporting him without knowing that this illness is in fact fictitious, finds himself without a wife or job. The initial situation seems to be reversed; Patrick is out of luck and Sami seems less and less ill.
- Runtime
- 1h 34m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- French
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Cast & crew
- Gérard BittonDirector
- Michel MunzDirector
- Clovis CornillacPatrick Machado
- Pascal ElbéSami
- Alice TaglioniJustine
- Pierre RichardChristian
- Jean-Pierre DarroussinRenard
- François CivilPatrick Machado enfant
- Christian CharmetantLe professeur Fontana
- Éric SeigneLe docteur Girardet
- Anne SuarezRenatta
- Christian DrillaudPeter Knall
- Valérie KéruzoréL'assistante de Fontana
- Manon JomainAdeline
Details
- Released
- 14 December 2005
- Country
- France
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Le Cactus runs 94 minutes (1h 34m).
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Le Cactus isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 14 December 2005. (Checked 2 November 2026.)
What movies are like Le Cactus?
If you liked Le Cactus, try Alter Ego, The Speech, Five.
Who directed Le Cactus?
Le Cactus (2005) was directed by Gérard Bitton and Michel Munz and stars Clovis Cornillac, Pascal Elbé, Alice Taglioni.