
Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)
1971, English. Directed by Dennis Kirkland.
The music video for the innuendo-laden comedy novelty song, written and performed by the English comedian Benny Hill. topping the UK Singles Chart in December 1971, reaching the Christmas number-one spot
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- 0h 4m
- Post-credits
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- Language
- English
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- Released
- 27 December 1971
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Written by
- Benny Hill
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Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) runs 4 minutes (0h 4m).
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Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 27 December 1971. (Checked 14 November 2026.)
What movies are like Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)?
If you liked Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West), try Adam Sandler: Love You, Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man, The Roast of Tom Brady.
Who directed Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)?
Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) (1971) was directed by Dennis Kirkland and stars Benny Hill, Jan Butlin, Henry McGee.