We're Nothing Like James Bond
We're Nothing Like James Bond
2012, English. Directed by Mario Balsamo.
How two friends, thanks to the strong relationship between them, piece back together the fragments of their existence sent topsy-turvy by serious illness? Through a peculiar kind of road movie, alternating the dense reflections of the two main characters on life, with their easy positive glances towards the future. Starting from a weird juvenile infatuation with James Bond: he utterly immortal, they extremely mortal. Now more than before.
- Runtime
- 1h 13m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
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- Released
- 29 November 2012
- Original title
- Noi non siamo come James Bond
- Country
- Italy
- Written by
- Mario Balsamo, Guido Gabrielli
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We're Nothing Like James Bond runs 73 minutes (1h 13m).
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Who directed We're Nothing Like James Bond?
We're Nothing Like James Bond (2012) was directed by Mario Balsamo and stars Daniela Bianchi, Guido Gabrielli, Mario Balsamo.