
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie
2025, English. Directed by Rob Lichter.
"They were fun, but they weren't a joke." - Martha Quinn
Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs.
- Runtime
- 1h 45m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- PG-13
Start now and it ends at ….
Too new to call
Not enough people have rated it yet for a verdict.
Seen it? Give your verdict.
Saved privately on this device.
Where to watch Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 2 May 2025.
No streaming listings yet. Search JustWatch.
Cast & crew
- Rob LichterDirector
- Paul JossmanBowtie Blotto
- Bill PolchinskiBroadway Blotto
- Keith StephensonCheese Blotto
- Greg HaymesSergeant Blotto (aka Sarge)
- Paul RappLee Harvey Blotto
- Helena BinderBlanche Blotto
- David MaswickChevrolet Blotto
- Mike KelleySelf
- Steve DaviesSelf
- Martha QuinnSelf
- Donald RoeserSelf
- Jackie MartlingSelf
Details
- Released
- 2 May 2025
Check ratings elsewhere
News & fan talk
If you liked Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie

Bad Reputation
2018 · 6.6/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers

The Beach Boys
2024 · 6.7/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers

Milli Vanilli
2023 · 7.0/10
Worth the HypeRecommended by TMDB viewers

Travis Scott: Look Mom I Can Fly
2019 · 6.8/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers

The Velvet Underground
2021 · 6.8/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers

Halftime
2022 · 6.8/10
Popcorn FlickRecommended by TMDB viewers

Rolling Thunder Revue: A Bob Dylan Story by Martin Scorsese
2019 · 7.0/10
Worth the HypeRecommended by TMDB viewers

The Sparks Brothers
2021 · 7.4/10
Worth the HypeRecommended by TMDB viewers

Justin Timberlake + The Tennessee Kids
2016 · 7.4/10
Worth the HypeRecommended by TMDB viewers

Selena Gomez: My Mind & Me
2022 · 8.4/10
Absolute CinemaRecommended by TMDB viewers
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie: quick answers
Is Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie worth watching?
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie doesn’t have enough ratings for a verdict yet.
How long is Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie runs 105 minutes (1h 45m).
Does Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie have a post-credits scene?
None is listed for Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie. Viewers tag these on TMDB, so a brand-new film may not be tagged yet.
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie is rated PG-13 in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
Which OTT platform is Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie on?
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 2 May 2025. (Checked 13 November 2026.)
What movies are like Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?
If you liked Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie, try Bad Reputation, The Beach Boys, Milli Vanilli.
Who directed Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie?
Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie (2025) was directed by Rob Lichter and stars Paul Jossman, Bill Polchinski, Keith Stephenson.