Kein Kino
2025, German. Directed by Jonas Helmerichs.
My penis fell off
A neurotic film bro learns his lesson.
- Runtime
- 0h 4m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- German
- Rated
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- Released
- 7 June 2025
- Country
- Germany
- Written by
- Jonas Helmerichs
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How long is Kein Kino?
Kein Kino runs 4 minutes (0h 4m).
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Which OTT platform is Kein Kino on?
Kein Kino isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 7 June 2025. (Checked 12 November 2026.)
What movies are like Kein Kino?
If you liked Kein Kino, try Spa Weekend, The Trouble with Angels, A Day's Pleasure.
Who directed Kein Kino?
Kein Kino (2025) was directed by Jonas Helmerichs and stars Anastasia Kowalenko, Dennis Yildiz.