Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
2008, English. Directed by Steve Miner.
The Army Will Never Be The Same
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
- Runtime
- 1h 40m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- PG-13
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Popcorn Flick
Fun if you don’t overthink it.
6.2/10 from 296 TMDB viewer ratings.
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Where to watch Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous isn’t on a subscription OTT platform in India, but you can rent it or buy it online.
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Cast & crew
- Steve MinerDirector
- Jessica SimpsonPrivate Megan Valentine
- Vivica A. FoxSergeant Louisa Morely
- Steve GuttenbergSidney Green
- Aimee GarciaPrivate Vicky Castillo
- Olesya RulinPrivate Petrovich
- Keiko AgenaPrivate Hailey Hamamori
- Jill Marie JonesPrivate Connie Johnson
- Ryan SypekSergeant Mills Evans
- Cheri OteriPrivate Jeter
- Gary GrubbsCaptain Greer
- Bryce JohnsonDerek O'Grady
- Floriana TullioCamille
Details
- Released
- 7 November 2008
- Country
- United States of America
- Written by
- April Blair, Kelly Bowen
- Budget
- $30M
- Box office
- $104K
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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous: quick answers
Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous worth watching?
Our verdict is Popcorn Flick: Fun if you don’t overthink it. It scores 6.2/10 from 296 TMDB viewer ratings.
How long is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous runs 100 minutes (1h 40m).
Does Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous have a post-credits scene?
None is listed for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous. Viewers tag these on TMDB, so a brand-new film may not be tagged yet.
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is rated PG-13 in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
Which OTT platform is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous on?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous isn’t on a subscription OTT platform in India, but you can rent it or buy it online. (Checked 12 November 2026.)
What movies are like Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
If you liked Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, try Stripes, Eenie Meanie, The Roast of Tom Brady.
Who directed Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) was directed by Steve Miner and stars Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg.