Sardines
1995, English. Directed by Charlie Hanson.
Davy Kotowski is a petty officer aboard submarine HMS Wolverine. Following a rigged arm-wrestling contest, half the crew are in slings. Kotowski is then brought before the Captain, Alec McCleod for the ninth time. He is sentenced to denial of shore leave and 20 hours laundry duty, most of which he delegates to his bunkmate Chris Cheese. Kotowski then plots his revenge on Lionel Pinner and Cheese ends up having a £100 grudge darts match with Pinner on Kotowski's behalf. Meanwhile McCleod's watch has gone missing.
- Runtime
- 0h 30m
- Post-credits
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- Language
- English
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Cast & crew
- Charlie HansonDirector
- Griff Rhys JonesDavy Kotowski
- William IvoryChris Cheese
- Jack DochertyCaptain Alec McLeod
- Ian BartholomewLionel Pinner
- Anthony SmeeRoger Tench
- Paul ShearerProudlove
- Peter-Hugo DalyGalloway
- Perry BensonCoxswain
- Ben MillerSimon Adair
- Alexander ArmstrongAlastair Simpson
- Jake AbrahamMickey Davis
Details
- Released
- 24 July 1995
- Written by
- Chris Langham, Ben Miller, Gareth Edwards
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Sardines isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 24 July 1995. (Checked 9 November 2026.)
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Who directed Sardines?
Sardines (1995) was directed by Charlie Hanson and stars Griff Rhys Jones, William Ivory, Jack Docherty.