Garchaster's Cornblade
2026, English. Directed by Kasper Meltedhair.
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
- Runtime
- 1h 49m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- NR
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Cast & crew
- Kasper MeltedhairDirector
- Lyndsie Jane EarleStone
- Kasper MeltedhairTarsia
- Donald FarmerDonald Farmer
- Brewce LongoRotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
- Andy Heck BoydGorgas Mordpan
- Carrie PhillipsOzra
- Matt MinterScary Fairy Ta
- X MenzakDorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
- Dogfood WilliamsRasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
- Mary FaustKrink Melrose / Klon Kranger
- Michelle WanhalaKoringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
- Nicholas DeGideoRet Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
Details
- Released
- 16 August 2026
- Written by
- Kasper Meltedhair
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Garchaster's Cornblade: quick answers
Is Garchaster's Cornblade worth watching?
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How long is Garchaster's Cornblade?
Garchaster's Cornblade runs 109 minutes (1h 49m).
Does Garchaster's Cornblade have a post-credits scene?
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Garchaster's Cornblade parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
Garchaster's Cornblade is rated NR in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
Which OTT platform is Garchaster's Cornblade on?
Garchaster's Cornblade isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 16 August 2026. (Checked 9 November 2026.)
What movies are like Garchaster's Cornblade?
If you liked Garchaster's Cornblade, try Return to... Return to Nuke 'Em High aka Vol. 2, Dave Made a Maze, Once Bitten.
Who directed Garchaster's Cornblade?
Garchaster's Cornblade (2026) was directed by Kasper Meltedhair and stars Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Donald Farmer.