
Hallo Panda
2006, English. Directed by Ben Blaine & Chris Blaine.
An unromantic comedy about a man who has to masturbate a talking black and white bear.
- Runtime
- 0h 29m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
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- Released
- 1 November 2006
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Written by
- Chris Blaine, Ben Blaine
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How long is Hallo Panda?
Hallo Panda runs 29 minutes (0h 29m).
Does Hallo Panda have a post-credits scene?
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Which OTT platform is Hallo Panda on?
Hallo Panda isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 November 2006. (Checked 9 November 2026.)
What movies are like Hallo Panda?
If you liked Hallo Panda, try Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years, Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable..., Eddie Murphy Raw.
Who directed Hallo Panda?
Hallo Panda (2006) was directed by Ben Blaine and Chris Blaine and stars Benedict Wong, Elizabeth Tan, Sara Pascoe.