Die Kuh, die weint
2026, German. Directed by Andreas Prochaska.
A girl disappears, and a cow drops dead. While the men tell each other jokes, the women grab the bull by the horns—together they take on the crime.
- Runtime
- 1h 29m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- German
- Rated
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- Released
- 19 March 2026
- Country
- Germany, Austria
- Written by
- Pia Hierzegger
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Die Kuh, die weint runs 89 minutes (1h 29m).
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Die Kuh, die weint isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 19 March 2026. (Checked 12 November 2026.)
What movies are like Die Kuh, die weint?
If you liked Die Kuh, die weint, try Without a trace, Xiu Xiu: The Sent-Down Girl, Hot Fuzz.
Who directed Die Kuh, die weint?
Die Kuh, die weint (2026) was directed by Andreas Prochaska and stars Pia Hierzegger, Jutta Fastian, Clemens Berndorff.