

How Not to Get Your Bike Stolen
2025, Dutch. Directed by Ella Aafjes.
After losing a string of bicycles to the relentless streets of Utrecht, a frustrated student investigates the "Cycle of Theft" and attempts to find a foolproof way to outsmart the system.
In the Netherlands, there are more bicycles than people, and in the city of Utrecht, they are everywhere. But for filmmaker Ella Aafjes, they are also constantly disappearing. Despite the evolution of the bicycle over 200 years, Ella remains stuck in a primitive cycle of loss, unable to keep a bike for more than a few months. The film explores "The Circuit"; an urban ecosystem where stolen bikes are sold and resold in a never-ending loop, turning victims into unwitting participants. Through a nostalgic and humorous look back at her "bike history," Ella documents her escalating war with Utrecht’s bike thieves.
- Runtime
- 0h 15m
- Post-credits
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- Language
- Dutch
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- Released
- 9 February 2025
- Original title
- Hoe mijn fiets nooit meer werd gestolen
- Country
- Netherlands
- Written by
- Ella Aafjes
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How Not to Get Your Bike Stolen isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 9 February 2025. (Checked 14 November 2026.)
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Who directed How Not to Get Your Bike Stolen?
How Not to Get Your Bike Stolen (2025) was directed by Ella Aafjes and stars Ella Aafjes.