Faecal Beast
English. Directed by Thomas Laurance.
You'll never go up the canal again!
After a day of boozing and cruising, narrowboat novice (Gabe) and his craggy, veteran ‘engine whisperer’ (Fred) regale Gabe’s uptight school friend (Harry) with a litany of toilet horror stories that draw a stark line between the haves and the have nots on the London canals. Faecal Beast is a scatological comedy that gleefully punctures landlubbers’ romantic notions of boat life and pays loving homage to Steven Spielberg’s ‘Jaws’.
- Runtime
- 0h 13m
- Post-credits
- Not out yet
- Language
- English
- Rated
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Details
- Release date in India
- Released
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Written by
- Thomas Laurance
- Budget
- $4K
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How long is Faecal Beast?
Faecal Beast runs 13 minutes (0h 13m).
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Which OTT platform is Faecal Beast on?
Faecal Beast hasn’t released yet, so it isn’t on any OTT platform. (Checked 9 November 2026.)
What movies are like Faecal Beast?
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Who directed Faecal Beast?
Faecal Beast was directed by Thomas Laurance and stars Jonathan Cobb, Andrew Broadhurst, Matthew James Ovens.