Blondes Have More Guns
1996, English. Directed by George Merriweather.
A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
- Runtime
- 1h 30m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- R
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Blondes Have More Guns is streaming on Troma NOW in India.
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Cast & crew
- George MerriweatherDirector
- Michael McGaharnHarry Bates
- Elizabeth KeiferMontana Beaver-Shotz
- Richard NeilDick Smoker
- Gloria LusiakDakota Beaver
- André BrazeauCaptain Hook
- David MyersLyle Shotz
- Ken BelskyThe Doctor
- Benny BuettnerDr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)
- Ramona LisaPatricia Martin
- Derek-James YeeTom Woo
- Ron MeierDetective
- Richard MyersDahmer
Details
- Released
- 16 February 1996
- Country
- United States of America
- Written by
- George Merriweather, Dan Goodman, Mary Guthrie
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How long is Blondes Have More Guns?
Blondes Have More Guns runs 90 minutes (1h 30m).
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Blondes Have More Guns parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
Blondes Have More Guns is rated R in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
Which OTT platform is Blondes Have More Guns on?
Blondes Have More Guns is streaming on Troma NOW in India. (Checked 11 November 2026.)
What movies are like Blondes Have More Guns?
If you liked Blondes Have More Guns, try Hostile Takeover, The Wrong Guy, The Killer's Game.
Who directed Blondes Have More Guns?
Blondes Have More Guns (1996) was directed by George Merriweather and stars Michael McGaharn, Elizabeth Keifer, Richard Neil.