

No Trains No Planes
1999, Dutch. Directed by Jos Stelling.
The film takes place in a small cafe on the forecourt. When Gerard, one of the regular visitors, appears in the cafe to inform him that he is leaving, the usual course of the cafe's life suddenly breaks.
- Runtime
- 1h 45m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- Dutch
- Rated
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- Released
- 1 January 1999
- Country
- Belgium, Netherlands
- Written by
- Jos Stelling, Hans Heesen
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How long is No Trains No Planes?
No Trains No Planes runs 105 minutes (1h 45m).
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No Trains No Planes isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 1999. (Checked 11 November 2026.)
What movies are like No Trains No Planes?
If you liked No Trains No Planes, try Almost Friends, CQ, Hooking Up.
Who directed No Trains No Planes?
No Trains No Planes (1999) was directed by Jos Stelling and stars Katja Schuurman, Dirk van Dijck, Kees Prins.