
I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore
2012, Japanese. Directed by Yuichi Satoh.
Ohno plays the role of Tarui Shotaro, an ordinary guy who dreamed of becoming a hero when he was a child, but now gets by as a part-time worker. The unexpected story unfolds when one day, the daughter of a yakuza boss asks him to plan a make-believe kidnapping. Sato Ryuta plays Shotaro's co-worker who helps him with the kidnapping. Kanjiya Shihori plays Satsuki, the eldest daughter of the Hanazono yakuza clan, while Narimiya Hiroki plays Satsuki's college senpai who joined the Hanazono clan after graduation. Takahashi Katsumi plays the head of a rival organization who has fallen in love with Satsuki. Kitaoji Kinya plays Satsuki's father and the head of the Hanazono clan.
- Runtime
- 1h 59m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- Japanese
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Cast & crew
- Yuichi SatohDirector
- Satoshi OhnoTarui Shotaro
- Yui AragakiHanazono Erika
- Ryuta SatoKomoto Kazuki
- Shihori KanjiyaHanazono Satsuki
- Hiroki NarimiyaYamabe Seiji
- Masahiro TakashimaKuroki Takashi
- Shôta YasudaShiraishi Kota
- Maki Shintayoung Hanazono Erika
- Ryo KimuraHirato Shuhei
- Tokio EmotoKanda Toshiaki
- Sayaka YamaguchiTatsukawa Junko
- Akiyoshi NakaoKato Yuki
Details
- Released
- 3 January 2012
- Original title
- もう誘拐なんてしない
- Country
- Japan
- Written by
- Kazunao Furuya
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I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore runs 119 minutes (1h 59m).
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I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 3 January 2012. (Checked 13 November 2026.)
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Who directed I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore?
I Don't Want to Kidnap Anyone Anymore (2012) was directed by Yuichi Satoh and stars Satoshi Ohno, Yui Aragaki, Ryuta Sato.