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'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? (1973) poster

'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?

1973, English. Directed by Graham Jones.

There's no need to make an abortion of it.

A production of Oxford Polytechnic for sponsor the Family Planning Association, this is an unreservedly hairy promotion of the prophylactic in avoiding unwanted pregnancies. A wave of period details situate the film in both time and milieu. The culture of its audience, 1970s students, is evoked and displayed via a mattress on the floor, an ethnic rug, the kilim bedpsread, homebrew jars, denim clothes and by hair: long hair, facial hair - beards. The main actors are dead ringers for the infamous cover stars of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, published the year before.

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Released
27 May 1973
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United Kingdom
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Watch Growing Girls (1949), Learning to Live (1964), Her Name Was Ellie, His Name Was Lyle (1967), and Growing Up (1971) first, plus 6 earlier titles listed on this page.

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'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? runs 4 minutes (0h 4m).

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'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 27 May 1973. (Checked 13 November 2026.)

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If you liked 'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?, try Better Living Through Chemistry, Educating Rita, Three Months.

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'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? (1973) was directed by Graham Jones and stars Pip Springhail, Eelco De Jong, Sue Stoodwell.

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