Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
2003, English. Directed by Josh Miller.
Murder... Mayhem... Mowers!
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
- Runtime
- 1h 33m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- NR
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Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! is streaming on FlixFling, Troma NOW, and Midnight Pulp in India.
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Cast & crew
- Josh MillerDirector
- Pat CaseyHerman Schumacher
- Andy 'Hippa' KrissDamon
- Maria A. MoralesCarrie Mirvis
- N. David PrestwoodBlaine
- Jack ShreckHugo
- Sean HallAlan a.k.a. Chartreuse
- Josh MillerIcky / Perkutzitwuzzel
- Dan BuechlerZach
- Drew AilesHerman's Boss
- Erik OlsonWeird Digger
- Matt SellBart
- Nathan MoralesLandscaping Dude
Details
- Released
- 2 September 2003
- Country
- United States of America
- Written by
- Josh Miller, Pat Casey
- Budget
- $500
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Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!: quick answers
Is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! worth watching?
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How long is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! runs 93 minutes (1h 33m).
Does Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! have a post-credits scene?
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Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! is rated NR in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
Which OTT platform is Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! on?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! is streaming on FlixFling, Troma NOW, and Midnight Pulp in India. (Checked 10 November 2026.)
What movies are like Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
If you liked Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!, try Dave Made a Maze, Return to... Return to Nuke 'Em High aka Vol. 2, Scared Stiff.
Who directed Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!?
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! (2003) was directed by Josh Miller and stars Pat Casey, Andy 'Hippa' Kriss, Maria A. Morales.