Don't Touch my Bagpipes!
1980, French. Directed by Bernard Launois.
Gaëtan (Sim), a small-town hotelier, schemes to scrape together enough money to travel to Paris for a belote tournament, resorting to increasingly dubious tricks and hiding his savings inside his beloved bagpipes.
- Runtime
- 1h 24m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- French
- Rated
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Cast & crew
- Bernard LaunoisDirector
- SimGaëtan
- Florence BlotMademoiselle Kerlouette
- Henri GénèsRiton
- Jeannette BattiLa femme d'Henri
- Gérard CroceGus
- Robert RollisLe patron du bistrot
- Nicole PescheuxLa conductrice de car
- Évelyne BroussoleLa serveuse
- Léon MarieLe patron du garage
- Luc BarneyLe cuisinier
- Chantal DoukhanAgnès
- Béatrice MarcillacMartine
Details
- Released
- 3 December 1980
- Original title
- Touch'pas à mon biniou
- Country
- France
- Written by
- Bernard Launois
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Don't Touch my Bagpipes! runs 84 minutes (1h 24m).
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Which OTT platform is Don't Touch my Bagpipes! on?
Don't Touch my Bagpipes! isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 3 December 1980. (Checked 12 November 2026.)
What movies are like Don't Touch my Bagpipes!?
If you liked Don't Touch my Bagpipes!, try The Gendarme Gets Married, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, My New Partner II.
Who directed Don't Touch my Bagpipes!?
Don't Touch my Bagpipes! (1980) was directed by Bernard Launois and stars Sim, Florence Blot, Henri Génès.