Up the Chastity Belt
1972, English. Directed by Bob Kellett.
Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
- Runtime
- 1h 34m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
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Cast & crew
- Bob KellettDirector
- Frankie HowerdLurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
- Graham CrowdenSir Coward de Custard
- Bill FraserSir Braggart de Bombast
- Roy HuddNick the Pick
- Hugh PaddickRobin Hood
- Anna QuayleLady Ashfodel
- Fred EmneyMortimer
- Dave KingLandlord of The Blue Boar
- Lance PercivalOur Man in the Holy Land
- Nora SwinburneMistress of the Bed Chamber
- Godfrey WinnThe Archbishop Of All England
- Eartha KittScheherazade
Details
- Released
- 14 January 1972
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Written by
- Sid Colin, Alan Simpson, Ray Galton
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Up the Chastity Belt runs 94 minutes (1h 34m).
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Which OTT platform is Up the Chastity Belt on?
Up the Chastity Belt isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 14 January 1972. (Checked 12 November 2026.)
What movies are like Up the Chastity Belt?
If you liked Up the Chastity Belt, try Louis C.K.: Ridiculous, Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out, Adam Sandler: Love You.
Who directed Up the Chastity Belt?
Up the Chastity Belt (1972) was directed by Bob Kellett and stars Frankie Howerd, Graham Crowden, Bill Fraser.