The Baby Juice Express
2004, English. Directed by Michael Hurst.
One false move and the sperm gets it!
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
- Runtime
- 1h 25m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
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- Released
- 19 April 2004
- Written by
- Michael Hurst, Nick Moran
- Budget
- $2
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The Baby Juice Express runs 85 minutes (1h 25m).
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The Baby Juice Express isn’t on a subscription OTT platform in India, but you can rent it or buy it online. (Checked 13 November 2026.)
What movies are like The Baby Juice Express?
If you liked The Baby Juice Express, try Wrong Cops, Johnny Dangerously, Shadow of the Thin Man.
Who directed The Baby Juice Express?
The Baby Juice Express (2004) was directed by Michael Hurst and stars Nick Moran, Nick Brimble, Lisa Faulkner.