Celestino y el Vampiro
2003, Spanish. Directed by Radamés Sánchez.
A bloodfat comedy
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
- Runtime
- 1h 30m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- Spanish
- Rated
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Cast & crew
- Radamés SánchezDirector
- Axel AndersonSiegfried Von Krank
- Jaime HamiltonCelestino
- René MonclovaAmigo
- Eugenio MonclovaNicolás el Vampiro
- Amneris MoralesCast
- Yvonne Caro CaroVampirita
- Carlos MeynersDoctor
- Rosabel del ValleIntelectual rebuscada
- Yamaris LatorreVegetariana
- Idée CharriezVíctima #1
- Rosa R. RocafortSecretaria del doctor
- Adolfo EspinosaTaxista
Details
- Released
- 27 October 2003
- Country
- Puerto Rico
- Written by
- Radamés Sánchez
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How long is Celestino y el Vampiro?
Celestino y el Vampiro runs 90 minutes (1h 30m).
Does Celestino y el Vampiro have a post-credits scene?
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Which OTT platform is Celestino y el Vampiro on?
Celestino y el Vampiro isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 27 October 2003. (Checked 12 November 2026.)
What movies are like Celestino y el Vampiro?
If you liked Celestino y el Vampiro, try Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat, Hold the Fort, Witching & Bitching.
Who directed Celestino y el Vampiro?
Celestino y el Vampiro (2003) was directed by Radamés Sánchez and stars Axel Anderson, Jaime Hamilton, René Monclova.