Kung-Fu and Titties
2013, English. Directed by Joseph McConnell.
It's not porn. It's just great.
Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.
- Runtime
- 1h 32m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
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Cast & crew
- Joseph McConnellDirector
- Sean MolnarRichard Titties
- Dante BrigginsShirtless Guy
- Jonathan KlineMarv
- Dixon MasonJenny
- Seregon O'DasseyCynthia
- Raine BrownRaine Brown
- Evan GoldsteinBlack Lightning
- Christian AcevedoThug #4
- Robin CornebyWoman on Horse
- David JohansonRandom Guy
- Mike MarinoGorilla
- Sophia DisgraceTechno Babe
Details
- Released
- 9 August 2013
- Country
- United States of America
- Written by
- Rob Cottignies, Melissa Libutti, Joseph McConnell
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How long is Kung-Fu and Titties?
Kung-Fu and Titties runs 92 minutes (1h 32m).
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Which OTT platform is Kung-Fu and Titties on?
Kung-Fu and Titties isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 9 August 2013. (Checked 13 November 2026.)
What movies are like Kung-Fu and Titties?
If you liked Kung-Fu and Titties, try Secret Society of Second-Born Royals, Big Trouble in Little China, Mythica: A Quest for Heroes.
Who directed Kung-Fu and Titties?
Kung-Fu and Titties (2013) was directed by Joseph McConnell and stars Sean Molnar, Dante Briggins, Jonathan Kline.