

Alfalfa
1987, English. Directed by Richard Kwietniowski.
Film introduces a gay alphabet, with the aid of images and music, which it is argued is a defense against heterosexual language, and the hidden insults contained within.
- Runtime
- 0h 9m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
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- Released
- 1 January 1987
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Written by
- Richard Kwietniowski
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How long is Alfalfa?
Alfalfa runs 9 minutes (0h 9m).
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Which OTT platform is Alfalfa on?
Alfalfa isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 1987. (Checked 12 November 2026.)
What movies are like Alfalfa?
If you liked Alfalfa, try Naked as We Came, Welcome to Chechnya, My Fake Boyfriend.
Who directed Alfalfa?
Alfalfa (1987) was directed by Richard Kwietniowski.