

Therapy for a Vampire
2014, German. Directed by David Rühm.
500 years is enough
Horror comedy film following vampire count Geza von Kösznöm who's visiting groundbreaking neurologist Sigund Freud because he's bored of his life and frustrated of the "eternally long" relationship with his wife Elsa.
- Runtime
- 1h 25m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- German
- Rated
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Cast & crew
- David RühmDirector
- Tobias MorettiCount Geza von Közsnöm
- Jeanette HainCountess Elsa von Közsnöm
- Cornelia IvancanLucy
- Dominic OleyViktor
- Karl FischerDr. Sigmund Freud
- David BennentCast
- Lars RudolphOscar
- Erni MangoldMs. Sedlacek
- Anatole TaubmanIgnaz
- Julia JelinekMaid
- Tobias OfenbauerKlaus Heinrich
- Christoph KrutzlerOlaf
Details
- Released
- 19 December 2014
- Original title
- Der Vampir auf der Couch
- Country
- Switzerland, Austria
- Written by
- David Rühm
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Therapy for a Vampire: quick answers
Is Therapy for a Vampire worth watching?
Our verdict is Snoozefest: Your time is worth more. It scores 5.6/10 from 40 TMDB viewer ratings.
How long is Therapy for a Vampire?
Therapy for a Vampire runs 85 minutes (1h 25m).
Does Therapy for a Vampire have a post-credits scene?
None is listed for Therapy for a Vampire. Viewers tag these on TMDB, so a brand-new film may not be tagged yet.
Therapy for a Vampire parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
No age rating is listed for Therapy for a Vampire yet.
Which OTT platform is Therapy for a Vampire on?
Therapy for a Vampire isn’t on a subscription OTT platform in India, but you can watch it free or rent it or buy it online. (Checked 9 November 2026.)
What movies are like Therapy for a Vampire?
If you liked Therapy for a Vampire, try The Fearless Vampire Killers, A Dog's Breakfast, Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
Who directed Therapy for a Vampire?
Therapy for a Vampire (2014) was directed by David Rühm and stars Tobias Moretti, Jeanette Hain, Cornelia Ivancan.