The Haploid Affair
The Haploid Affair
1986, English. Directed by Dot Kaminsky & Ken Lidster.
An ejaculate of sperm swim through a uterus. At the branches of the Fallopian tubes, half go one way and half the other. Down one tube toward the sperm bounces a female head, singing, happily on her way. Four sperm zero in; she panics but can't avoid them. Pow! they hit her full force and disappear into her. The decision she makes and what she does next change the course of her life in a major way.
- Runtime
- 0h 3m
- Post-credits
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- English
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- 1 January 1986
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The Haploid Affair runs 3 minutes (0h 3m).
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The Haploid Affair isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 1986. (Checked 11 November 2026.)
What movies are like The Haploid Affair?
If you liked The Haploid Affair, try The Secret, Spider-Man 2: Making the Amazing, My Mom Jayne.
Who directed The Haploid Affair?
The Haploid Affair (1986) was directed by Dot Kaminsky and Ken Lidster and stars Lisa Kofod, Sue Parker.