This Is Not a Love Song
This Is Not a Love Song
2002, English. Directed by Bille Eltringham.
Heaton and Spike are the unlikeliest pair: two loners who have found each other. When Spike commits a terrible crime, Heaton decides to stand by him - an act of astonishing, almost foolhardy loyalty. There begins a chase across a vast Northern landscape of moors, rivers and dark woods, the increasingly exhausted fugitives being hunted not by the police but by a posse of farmers intent on revenge. No ordinary chase film, This Is Not a Love Song is a love story trapped inside the body of a thriller.
- Runtime
- 1h 34m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
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- Released
- 1 January 2002
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Written by
- Simon Beaufoy
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This Is Not a Love Song runs 94 minutes (1h 34m).
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Which OTT platform is This Is Not a Love Song on?
This Is Not a Love Song isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 2002. (Checked 13 November 2026.)
What movies are like This Is Not a Love Song?
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Who directed This Is Not a Love Song?
This Is Not a Love Song (2002) was directed by Bille Eltringham and stars Kenneth Glenaan, Michael Colgan, David Bradley.