No Coffee, No TV, No Sex
1999, French. Directed by Romed Wyder.
Two-guys-one-girl thing in a squatted house in Geneva.
No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…
- Runtime
- 1h 27m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- French
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- Released
- 29 September 1999
- Original title
- Pas de café, pas de télé, pas de sexe
- Country
- Switzerland
- Written by
- Romed Wyder
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No Coffee, No TV, No Sex runs 87 minutes (1h 27m).
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Who directed No Coffee, No TV, No Sex?
No Coffee, No TV, No Sex (1999) was directed by Romed Wyder and stars Vincent Coppey, Alexandra Tiedemann, Pietro Musillo.