Blonde Goddess
1982, English. Directed by Bill Milling.
...An Erotic Climax To The 20th Century
The erotic, macho dreams of Elmo Smathers, shy comic book artist, transport him first to a lush South American forest, where he meets a tribe of lusty warriors, and ultimately their beautiful pagan queen, The Blonde Goddess. Next, Elmo's fantasies take him to France during WW1 where he defeats the Black Baron in a thrilling sky duel. Both men live to share the insatiable ladies of the Chateau. The Blonde Goddess appears, as she does at the climax of each fantasy, luring him to place of endless lust. Jack Hammer, Private Eye, is Elmo's next reverie. Hammer's current case involves intimate associations with the sexy sirens of the 1940's. Thrusting into the future, Elmo battles the galactic overlord, Megazon, for the safety of the universe and the flesh of the five succulent otherworldly beauties.
- Runtime
- 1h 24m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
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Cast & crew
- Bill MillingDirector
- Barbara PeckinpaughSusanna Britton - Amorella / Contessa / Sue Van Horn
- Jacqueline LoriansFrench Girl / Sadie
- EmilyccHerself
- Heather YoungAbducted Girl
- Jane Kelton(credit only)
- Jungle JaneHerself
- Loni SandersMillie Van Horn / Megazon's Girl
- Misty ReganFrieda Farnsworth / Girl in Temple (uncredited)
- Nicole ScentJacqueline / Megazon's Girl (uncredited)
- Tamara WestJill Van Horn
- David MessaElmo Smathers / Louisiana Smith / Johnny Yank / Jack Hammer / Tony Steel
- Gordon G. DuvallDr. Robert Fish / Temple Overseer
Details
- Released
- 5 May 1982
- Country
- Mexico, France, United States of America, United Kingdom
- Written by
- Bill Milling, Kang T. Kruel
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Blonde Goddess runs 84 minutes (1h 24m).
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Blonde Goddess isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 5 May 1982. (Checked 9 November 2026.)
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Who directed Blonde Goddess?
Blonde Goddess (1982) was directed by Bill Milling and stars Barbara Peckinpaugh, Jacqueline Lorians, Emilycc.