

Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football
2018, English. Directed by Louis Myles.
Carlos "Kaiser" Henrique Raposo was a professional footballer. But he never actually played a game. By convincing others of his abilities (with help from journalist friends) he moved from club to club, avoiding football but partying hard.
- Runtime
- 1h 38m
- Post-credits
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- Language
- English
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- Released
- 21 April 2018
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Written by
- Ivor Baddiel
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Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football runs 98 minutes (1h 38m).
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Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football isn’t on a subscription OTT platform in India, but you can rent it or buy it online. (Checked 14 November 2026.)
What movies are like Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football?
If you liked Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football, try Unicorn Town, Head Games, Death of a Gentleman.
Who directed Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football?
Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football (2018) was directed by Louis Myles and stars Carlos Henrique Raposo, José Carlos Araújo, Bebeto.