

Hardbodies
1984, English. Directed by Mark Griffiths.
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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.
- Runtime
- 1h 28m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- R
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4.8/10 from 77 TMDB viewer ratings.
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Hardbodies isn’t on a subscription OTT platform in India, but you can rent it or buy it online.
Availability in India as of 8 November 2026. Streaming data by JustWatch.

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Cast & crew
Details
- Released
- 4 May 1984
- Country
- United States of America
- Written by
- Steve Greene, Eric Alter, Mark Griffiths
- Budget
- $2M
- Box office
- $7.1M
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Hardbodies: quick answers
What comes after Hardbodies?
Next in the series: Hardbodies 2 (1986).
Is Hardbodies worth watching?
Our verdict is Snoozefest: Your time is worth more. It scores 4.8/10 from 77 TMDB viewer ratings.
How long is Hardbodies?
Hardbodies runs 88 minutes (1h 28m).
Does Hardbodies have a post-credits scene?
None is listed for Hardbodies. Viewers tag these on TMDB, so a brand-new film may not be tagged yet.
Hardbodies parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
Hardbodies is rated R in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
Which OTT platform is Hardbodies on?
Hardbodies isn’t on a subscription OTT platform in India, but you can rent it or buy it online. (Checked 8 November 2026.)
What movies are like Hardbodies?
If you liked Hardbodies, try A Good Old Fashioned Orgy, The Onion Movie, Die, Mommie, Die!.
Who directed Hardbodies?
Hardbodies (1984) was directed by Mark Griffiths and stars Grant Cramer, Teal Roberts, Gary Wood.
