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Hardbodies

1984, English. Directed by Mark Griffiths.

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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

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Runtime
1h 28m
Post-credits
None listed
Language
English
Rated
R

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Hardbodies isn’t on a subscription OTT platform in India, but you can rent it or buy it online.

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Released
4 May 1984
Country
United States of America
Written by
Steve Greene, Eric Alter, Mark Griffiths
Budget
$2M
Box office
$7.1M
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What comes after Hardbodies?

Next in the series: Hardbodies 2 (1986).

Is Hardbodies worth watching?

Our verdict is Snoozefest: Your time is worth more. It scores 4.8/10 from 77 TMDB viewer ratings.

How long is Hardbodies?

Hardbodies runs 88 minutes (1h 28m).

Does Hardbodies have a post-credits scene?

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Hardbodies parents guide: is it suitable for kids?

Hardbodies is rated R in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.

Which OTT platform is Hardbodies on?

Hardbodies isn’t on a subscription OTT platform in India, but you can rent it or buy it online. (Checked 8 November 2026.)

What movies are like Hardbodies?

If you liked Hardbodies, try A Good Old Fashioned Orgy, The Onion Movie, Die, Mommie, Die!.

Who directed Hardbodies?

Hardbodies (1984) was directed by Mark Griffiths and stars Grant Cramer, Teal Roberts, Gary Wood.

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