Cruise of the Gods
2002, English. Directed by Declan Lowney.
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
- Runtime
- 1h 30m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
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Cruise of the Gods is streaming on Britbox in India.
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- Released
- 23 December 2002
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Written by
- Peter Baynham, Tim Firth, Michael Marshall Smith
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Cruise of the Gods runs 90 minutes (1h 30m).
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Cruise of the Gods is streaming on Britbox in India. (Checked 14 November 2026.)
What movies are like Cruise of the Gods?
If you liked Cruise of the Gods, try Barbarians at the Gate, Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester, Clear History.
Who directed Cruise of the Gods?
Cruise of the Gods (2002) was directed by Declan Lowney and stars Rob Brydon, Steve Coogan, David Walliams.