The Crotch Watcher
1979, English. Directed by Matt Sterling.
Collection of three short films from Falcon Studios. "The Crotch Watcher" (a.k.a. "Crotch Watchers," "Dirty Words") — Gordon Grant pumps himself up and keeps the hot studs at a glory hole comin' back for more! "Boyhood Dreams" — Michael and Phillip take on Colt star Brian Dexter. "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class" (a.k.a. "Teacher's Pet") — A young student can't keep his big cock down in class and his handsome teacher gives him a detention he won't ever forget!
- Runtime
- 1h 5m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- NC-17
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Cast & crew
- Matt SterlingDirector
- Michael(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage)
- Phillip(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage)
- Brian Dexter(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage)
- Gordon Grant(segment "Crotch Watcher") (archive footage)
- Chris(segment "Crotch Watcher") (archive footage)
- Clint(segment "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class") (archive footage)
- Alan Corriveau(segment "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class") (archive footage)
Details
- Released
- 1 January 1979
- Country
- United States of America
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How long is The Crotch Watcher?
The Crotch Watcher runs 65 minutes (1h 5m).
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The Crotch Watcher parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
The Crotch Watcher is rated NC-17 in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
Which OTT platform is The Crotch Watcher on?
The Crotch Watcher isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 1979. (Checked 8 November 2026.)
What movies are like The Crotch Watcher?
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Who directed The Crotch Watcher?
The Crotch Watcher (1979) was directed by Matt Sterling and stars Michael, Phillip, Brian Dexter.