Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)
1985, English. Directed by Tim McDonald.
She was a woman with an insatiable hunger... He was a detective with all the right moves.
Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!
- Runtime
- 1h 28m
- Post-credits
- None listed
- Language
- English
- Rated
- R
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- Released
- 1 January 1985
- Country
- United States of America
- Written by
- Tim McDonald
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Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) runs 88 minutes (1h 28m).
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Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) parents guide: is it suitable for kids?
Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) is rated R in India. Check the rating guidance before watching with young children.
Which OTT platform is Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) on?
Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) isn’t streaming on any OTT platform in India yet; it released on 1 January 1985. (Checked 14 November 2026.)
What movies are like Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)?
If you liked Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo), try The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Breathless, Ca$h.
Who directed Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo)?
Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) (1985) was directed by Tim McDonald and stars Seka, Angel, Gina Carrera.